- "Tricking kids? You're taking after me. But as long as they have money, what's the problem? Of course, with two of us we might have to compete for business."
- — Swindler Quacksalver
This crook has been behind more schemes than he can count. His favorite swindle was when he helped a group or rebels take over a gold mine, and then made off with the spoils.
-Jolly Roger Rescue (Limited Time)