|Home Run Cypress|
- "Wait, me? Seriously? I mean, there are some guys who are into that sort of thing, so I guess it's okay. I need some fresh guinea pigs anyway. Not sure about having so many eyes on me though."
- — Home Run Cypress
A genius scientist who runs a laboratory. Thanks to a clerical error, she'll be competing alongside the other nations' athletes.
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